Looks like that nuclear fallout from Japan has taken effect on the DNA of the local farm animals early this year.

People usually are worried with hormones in the beef or pesticides in the feed for livestock and this picture here just confirms that as they say on Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job! “all the food is poison”… and it just may be true.

This calve was born in the quaint village of Gaoyang, Hebei Provedence in China, you know China the country that is keeping the dollar from colapsing.  The owners and proud parents to the calf, Dong Yubao (I know his name is Dong! LOL) said that ”The calf came out – heads first – and my wife fell to the floor when she saw the two heads and four eyes.” He goes on to say that the calf cant stand on its own and needs to be bottle fed by his granddaughter.

My question is why even let this calf live? Maybe he is looking to sell tickets to come see it on his farm. That would give new meaning to agri-tourism. What would you