For the record, the Wallstreet Journal reported that cellphones don’t cause cancer. It was based on a study of a 1,000 folks over two decades of research. AND the results were published So, you can’t use cancer as your silly excuse for having that obnoxious BlueTooth. What now?

I am oversimplifying the issue, I know.  The majority of you conspiracy nuts aren’t reading your data on sites like Oxford Journals, because those are run by fascist pigs, yada-yada.  The truth is even the title of this blog is a bit sensationalized.  If you dig deep down into the data, the reports are still inconclusive for the HEAVIEST of users… it is my opinion, however, that if you’re on your cell phone for more than 8 hours per day talking it up, you have bigger issues than cancer.